He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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