I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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