Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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