so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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