Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize