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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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