Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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