Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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