I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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