"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
There's always time for handjobs
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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