I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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