im so drunk with asians
where?
always
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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