I CAN MOONWALK!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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