ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
