okay pat passed out under dana's car
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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