there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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