My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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