I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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