just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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