Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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