So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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