I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just invented taco cereal.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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