She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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