If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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