just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
