so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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