I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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