3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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