What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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