thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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