Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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