did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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