okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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