You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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