your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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