ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Come share oat with me in your robe
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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