So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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