Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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