Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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