so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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