Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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