: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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