Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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