So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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