I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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