Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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