HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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