dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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