I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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