my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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