normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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