I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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