You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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