Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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