im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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